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Tuesday:
 | So we got out the Queen mary's floating CITY, and attempted to make our way to the Aquarium. | |
 | We the promptly got lost. In Long Beach. In DAVE THE DESTROYER's Rental vehicle. Well, we ended up out on a pier with BIG ships and cranes and about 50,000,000,000 tractor trailers. Rose was Freakin! The Bard was sleepin! wow. But anyways, this building was NEET! | |
 | So it took us like and hour to get here, but here we were! "THE AQUARIUM on the PACIFIC"! Twas really cool, except there were like 7000 little violin playing kids in the entrance... playing... violin... Wierd! | |
 | So we booked inside to get away from the little gremlins, and encountered a large jelly-pody-dolphin-mobile thing. or 2. YaY! | |
 | And yet some more, except... purpler... | |
 | This fish was looking at me sideways, so Bard gave it the finger (his pointer finger), then I snapped it's pic. HA FISH! HOW DO YOU LIKE US NOW! | |
 | Mmmmmmm..... Shrimpo's. =D | |
 | This thing looked like a... well... Sacry... thing... it looks sharp, but they told me not to pick it up cuz it would eat my hand. So we'll never know the nature of the beast... | |
 | ACK! These nasties were trying to escape! The nerve! | |
 | Ooooo Pretty yellow fish. It took me like 8 tries to get a pic of this cuz they moved so fast! Like underwater-lightning-kites! | |
 | And then, The moment you all have been waiting for! THE BIG EVIL DINO-SHARKS! MUAHAHAH! (this one is only like 6 feet long... but whatever, shut up, I saw it first!) | |
 | Then we were just enjoying a peaceful underwater scene when this diver plopped into the watter and started tearing up coral and chucking it at the fish! SKITZO! | |
 | So we moved on to this part. how serene =) | |
 | This looks alot like a cat I once owned... if it got hit by a car... and struck by lightning... and painted pink... | |
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AHHH THATS WHERE DUECE BIGALOW LOST THAT FISHY! AHHH! GET IT!
The Bard is now standing over my shoulder mostly nude (shudder) expressing interest in the girls on duece bigalow... Ok then... Antiones girls? something? ok. It's still a really ugly fish though. | |
 | WOW CRAP! It's got a BIG head. | |
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This fish was caught in the wild after a freak underwater nuclear storm. ok not really. But it's really glowy. The Bard thinks it has blue balls... Poor fish. | |
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Ok, what's a trip to the aquarium 3000 miles from home without seeing some "hot action"?
I think the one on the bottom is the dude.... Don't they carry the babies? the Bard has now taken off his towel and is looking for KY Jelly. (Crap.) Ok, he was joking, GOOD! | |
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I didn't know there were vampa-rays... =0 Shark blood isn't any good anyways... The Bard - "Count Fishula?" This is the petting pool by the way... | |
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This one was sexually attracted to me (or the bard?), it tried to escape and hump my (his?) leg =0
Also petting pool. | |
 | THIS WAS THE NASTIEST EVILIST ANGRIEST WET THING (besides that diver) IN THE WHOLE AQUARIUM!!! The Bard ask's how would you like a "Blowjob" from that? | |
 | And thus we sing: Cheer up sharky, you've got herpeeeeeesss! | |
 | The Bard tried to jump in to take the chainsaw out of it's mouth. Then security told him it would bite his legs off, so he stopped. | |
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Aww look, they're hugging! AWWW CUTE SHARKS! I pet them! They are not slippery! they are like sandpaper! who knew?
The Bard: "Shark TACOS!, I LOVED U SHARK TACO I LOVED YOUUUUUUU" ? | |
 | You know, I just now realized, almost 7 months later, that there were NO dolphins in that WHOLE aquarium... What the heck? I Love dolphins! But anyways, We thusly sing once more: "So Long and thanks for all the fish, too bad it had to end like this, we tried to warn you all, but Ohhh Deeeeaaarrr! So long so long so long and thanks for all the fishhhh!" | |
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THIS IS SOOOO where the Nasa shuttle landed in "The Core!" SWEET! So ends Tuesday! Stay tuned for Wednesday! YAY! |
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