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Sunday:

9am PT
McDeath de la californiaWe started off our day with McDonalds @ Mission Veijo, where I, Outlaw, was the tallest person there, and The Bard was the whitest person there.
10 am
San Diego BayWhile we were on the way to the San Deigo Zoo,We drove by the San Deigo Harbor so we grabbed a pic.
11 am
Stupid MonkeysOnce we got to the San Deigo Zoo, we headed straight to the MONKEYS! This one is a homeless monkey, in a box. Stupid Monkeys...
11:30 am
PandassssssWe then stumbled upon the pandas, you know, the ones the news never shuts up about. They were ok, this one looked kind of nervous though... Don't know why it would be with 10,000 people a day gawking at it...

(P.S., due to restrictions on said pandas, we have to say that these pictures were taken courtesy of the San Deigo Zoo. Thanks guys!)
11 am
Eh...Well we just thought this was interesting as my girlfriend's last name is Schmidt... so there =)
12 pm
Grrr!We checked out the tigers, although it was far away from the bottom....
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Grrr2!...So we climbed uptop! YAY! GRRRR yo!
12 pm
crappyThis was crappy so we decided to get up close and personal with the BIG monkeys (gorillas?)!
12 pm
crappyBut they got all stuckup and turned its back to us! Stupid Monkeys!
12 pm
crappySomewhere along this time, The Bard aquired a blue slushie.


Wow.
12 pm
REALLY crappyNow what trip would be complete without The Bard getting his daily dose of Dookie? So he found us some elephant dung, and made me snap a pic. So yeah.

....

DONT BLAME ME! THAT'S ALL THE BARD! =D
12 pm
REALLY crappyAww how cute! MeerKats! Awwwww hehe.

Oh, and Bard says "F*ck botox!" Whatever he means by that I dunno, but at least he is contributing!
12 pm
JarJar sucks.... Do I really have to say something witty here, or can you see the humor? Please?

... no, huh?...


...Ok it's the name of a bird... and a nipple... get it? sheez.
12 pm
... We took the sky tram thingy, and we couldnt see one darned thing in the zoo cuz of al the STUPID plants...
12 pm
... So I took a pic of San Deigo....
12 pm
... And this mosque! yay!
12 pm
... About this time we were kinda tired, so we sat down for a lil while. This is us! (I'm the sexier one.... On the Left...)


Bard has just informed me that cartman has died!

Oh wait, nermind he lived through the fall... Oh well.
12 pm
...Next, we discovered the worlds ugliest goat! Wow! My eyes hurt! Dang!
12 pm
...And right next to it was this cactus.... it was odly shaped... so The Bard wanted a pic, Duh. =0
12 pm
.Jerky!..Muahaha the worlds rarest Venison Jerky! YEAH BUDDY!
12 pm
...This zeebra wanted it's picture taken, so we humored it.
12 pm
...And then we found out that baby giraffes fall 6 feet out of the big momma giraffe when they are born! Wow! Thats gotta suck!
12 pm
...We went into the reptile rooms and found like 1858748976938476 snakes! (ok, more like 30, but shut up.) Here's a few:
12 pm
...Rattlesnakeish
12 pm
...Pretty Yellow Shiney =D
12 pm
...We saw a crocodillomiester! (I can't remember the name...)

You won't believe what we saw next...
12 pm
...=0 Wow! Guess what they're doing? THE NASTY! =0 Ewwy! They were gettin it on, and they were LOUD! WOW! who'd of thunk? Turtles get all Jiggy!
Tutrle power!
12 pm
...On the car trip home, we were pretty tired...
12 pm
...The Bard kept waking up cause his hat kept falling off! It was great!

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