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Tuesday:

 
So here is wednesday morning, @ 9am waiting in line to get into DISNEYLAND! YEAH BUDDY!
 
After almost an hour we got in! SWEET PIE! Bard looks happy, doesn't he? hahah
 
So the first thing we did was head to "AdVenture LAND" Which is AWEsome!
 
So just as this boat thing was leaving, we clambered aboard. Then to our dismay, the disneyland employee started touching us randomly. FREAKIN OLD DUDE! *shudder*
 
Then, we discovered JOHN CANDY was our boat driver. Nevermind that he died years ago, that was him! I swear!
 
After the lovely boat trip, we decided to follow these little kids into this tree trunk, and ended up in a HUGE treefort! It was SO COOL!
 
Oh, did I mention, it was REALLY HIGH?!?!?!
 
We then decided to check out the haunted mansion. The ghosts in it were... Really.. real... =0 But alas they didnt allow flash photogrophy, so none of the pix came out. =\
 
We seriously needed a break after that experience, so we got on the whiney the poo ride.

Now I know what you're thinking, "what a bunch of fags!"
You know what? That ride was sweet! and screw you anyways, we went to disneyland and you didnt! so there!
 
This was possibly the tripiest ride in the park... =0
 
Then we took a barge ride to Tom Sawyer's Island. (one of my fav places.)
 
Sweet Island Waterfall.
 
Treehouse on the top of the mountain on the island. Yay!
 
We then rode back accross a dif barge and found Goofy! Yeah BuddY!
 
Then we looked behind him, and LO! Behold the glory that is the frozen mountain!
 
Can you say, OMG! I can't believe I dared hold my camera on this ride, ice wookies jumping out, icy tracks, WOW!
 
Then we discovered a small, small world.

Bard was ecstatic.
 
But now at least we know where smoochie went =D

This is worse than DEATH to smootchie.
Hahahahahaha
The Bard says "F**king Purple RHINO!"
 
Aww, it's snow white Story time.


Uh oh, that lil kid just chucked a muffin at her though!
Duck!
 
The little mermaid is acosting that poor child with a large book!.
That is an odd hairpiece... The Bard thinks it's sexi. . . . He is laughing like a moron and mumbling "Metal Bikini" . . . ?
 
YES! R2D2! SWEET PIE! or *Bleep Blip Whoooooooooo Rawor*

This is the point where the Bard Demanded a lightsaber from R2D2. It didn't work, it just bleeped angerly at him. HAHA!
 
And of course, C3PO Being all worrisome. He was kinda gay, but Cool anyways!
Cuz he's metal!
and shiny!
and english!
 
YAy for Castleness! Even though its kinda pink... and... full of annoying little kids... and soccer moms. ARG!

The Bard informs that "castles are cool, just like boobs". Ok Then.


Thus ended our first day @ Disney Land! Stay tuned for Disney Day 2! =D PEACE!

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