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We're a funny bunch here @ Blackelfwarrior. We don't get out much, as you may be able to tell. Me (Outlaw) and my rather smelly room mate (You all know the Bard) aquired server space and a dns name (here, duh.) through his neato dad, DAVE THE DESTROYER! (Or just Dave, Whatever). Once we had the "site", we proceeded to stare blankly at the upload page. Well, I started screwing around with html and ended up here 6 months later. Whee! As you might be able to tell, I'm still tweaking it. We haven't discovered the point of this site as of yet, so stay tuned!

-Outlaw

Bios:

The Bard:

	I AM B-ARD F FROM PALMYRA YO.......well no im not im just the crazy freak kid for this hick ass town out in mormonville new york. Yes my real name is Bard.....im not sure why i think my parents are just fucked up, actually i know that they are. I am highy addicted to caffiene and i play way to many violent video games and watch way to many violent movies. My favorite video games are Halo, Halo 2 (even though it had a shitty ending), Fable and Need For Speed Underground 2, My favorite movies are Metallica Some Kind Of Monster, Lord of the Rings All 3, Big Daddy, South Park, and Eurotrip, and My favorite bands are METALLICA, Slipknot, Mudvayne, The Prince of Fucking Darkness (Ozzy Osbourne), and A Perfect Circle. I have no life all i do is sit on my ass at my comp when im not at Pal - Shithole High School. Im like almost 6 feet tall and really skinny....its cuz of all the caffine, but anyways im gunna go and like eat or shit or something like that.

Outlaw:

	I. Am. Awesome. So you know.

DAVE THE DESTROYER:

	Well, DAVE THE DESTROYER isn't really part of the team here at blackelfwarrior.com, but he kinda pays for it... so! Here he is! Sorta. He likes dragons, and swords, fungus and mold (ok not really thats just what he does for a living, tells ppl "don't freakin eat, breathe, or touch that!" go dave! ppl are morons!)... Yeah. Um, where was I? Hmmm... he likes the Pirates Royale (check em out), and a good chardonnay. Thanks Dave!